drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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