Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
There r osticjed everywhere
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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