Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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