i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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