Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
