my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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