we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Randomize