i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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