That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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