you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
When did angry sex become our thing?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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