Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
false alarm, still single
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