So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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