Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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