i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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