lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I love you.
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