What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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