Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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