She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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