Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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