Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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