I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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