I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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