belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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