PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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