after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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