I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
