I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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