She just used a chaser for red wine.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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