Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Do you have feelings for this penis?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
