Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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