sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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