Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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