physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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