I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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