YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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