Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
