Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
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