It's just like the Real World with babies
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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