windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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