She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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