What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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