and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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