It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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