OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Soap is not a condiment
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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