you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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