Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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