I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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