It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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