Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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