Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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