physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
