question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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