my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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