so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize